But this is going to be a Friday feature. I just got sidetracked yesterday.
Inspired by the success of my January column at "An Army of Ermas," I thought I'd continue with weekly installments of "Wild Furniture Kingdom," a show that examines the phenomenon of feral furniture and the consequences of releasing domesticated decor into the wild.
Tonight's sofa is a sad situation. Even though the house has been vacant for over two months, sofa can't understand why no one answers the door and lets him back inside out of the cold and wind. Winter does not bode well for this thinly upholstered victim of furniture abandonment.
See you next week!